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Too Damn Serious

(1000x)
Recorded May, 2004 at Athletic Sound, Halden
All songs & lyrics by the Royal Porn Celebrities
Recorded, mixed and engineered by Kai A.
Produced by Royal Porn & Kai A.
Mastered by Audun at Strype Audio, Oslo
Cover design by Mads 'Mr. Popmeister' Husvik
Photos by Tor Buckholm
Royal Porn logo by Kim Hulk

Song List:
1. Monster (new v.)
2. Don't Give Up
3. Going Down
4. Nobody Cares (new v.)
5. Last Night (new v.)

Reviews:
groove (no)
halden dagblad (no)
musikkavisen (no)
panorama (no)
puls (no)
rockeweb (no)
daredevil (en)
pstereo (no)

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Stupidity for Suckers
SOLD OUT! (100x)
Recorded autumn 2003 at White Rubber Studio, Halden
All songs & lyrics by Royal Porn Celebrities
Mixed and engineered by Andy Crap
Produced by Royal Porn and Crap
Artwork and design by Turbo
Royal Porn Logo by Raffen (altered original)
(original: “Rocky - II”, by Martin Kellerman - you rock!)
The ‘Pig El Fucko’ appears courtesy of BigBear

Song List:
1. Fu** My Girlfriend
2. Where The Sun Don't Shine
3. King Without My Crown
4. My Game

Reviews:
daredevil (en)

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Static
SOLD OUT! (100x)
Recorded summer 2003 at the Rockhouse Studio, Halden
All songs & lyrics by Royal Porn Celebrities
Mixed and engineered by Espen ‘Technobuddha’ van Groningen
Produced by Royal Porn & Espen
Mastered by Henning Skogh at Soundtrucker Studio, Oslo
Cover design by Pop & Turbo

Song List:
1. Winnfield
2. La Guerra
3. Neverending
4. My Mama Said

Reviews:
reviewcentre
(en)

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Far out and disconnected
SOLD OUT! (50x+150xmastered)
Recorded Spring 2003 at the Rockhouse Studio, Halden
All songs & lyrics by Royal Porn Celebrities
Mixed and engineered by Espen ‘Technobuddha’ van Groningen
Produced by Royal Porn & Espen
Mastered by Henning Skogh at Soundtrucker Studio, Oslo
Cover design by Tobben

Song list:
1. Monster
2. Last Night
3. Nobody Cares
4. Someone Like You
5. Bad To The Bone

Reviews:
panorama (no)
rockmag (no)
reviewcentre (en)

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Rockehuset 2005 Compilation

Released by Rockhouse, Halden
with contributions from the family Marhaug
Mastered by Audun at Strype Audio, Oslo
Cover design by Tendenes

Song list:
1. Royal Porn Celebrities - Going Down
2. Already Taken - If I don't know
3. The Offenders - Take a look (at my face)
4. One Way Straight - What's wrong
5. Lucky Malice- Malice Barbie
6. Reduced - Something
7. Militant - The Perfect Lie
8. Ad Arma - Something's wrong
9. FORK - Talks at the asylum
10. Buttcrack - Veritas spirit
11. Deluxe 66 - Hangover
12. Negatives - No
13. Yonakit - Guns for Kim
14. Imposters - A world beneath
15. Jeg er ikke et band - dene låta har ikke noe navn, eller?